Live or animatronic Dummy. No experience necessary; $15/hr; opportunity For advancement
Are you the weak, silent-type? Already paralyzed? Or maybe just a solid listener who is able to survive up to 6 hours on a few crackers? If so, an exciting opportunity awaits…
An anonymous, 50ish social-engineering hobbyist with ALS is looking to hire a qualified surrogate to attend various events over the holidays.
Applicant/s should be:
- Neatly-groomed
- Able to sit 6 hours without moving or speaking
- Casually attired
- Content with keeping ideas to self
- Affable
- Morbidly pale
Authentic Man with ALS
Applicant must remain poised and sober, even while those around you have a spectacular time.
