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I began this website during the Covid era as a convenient way to cyber-bully my close friends. I guess it's more of an ALS diary now. And a repository for my stupid jokes. Hope you'll find something here to brighten your day...
"Finally. A satirical resource for family & friends who want to be supportive - but don't necessarily want to get ALS themselves."
-Treg Charlton, Publisher
Jokebook Pieces & Parts
Due to late-onset ADHD and a lifelong inability to focus, there can be no book. However, I did manage to compile all my jokes in an orderly fashion. That has to account for something.
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ALS Jokes
The ALS genre represents less than 1% of 1% of all jokes told in the US each year. For good reason. Still, I am not going to sit here and let ALS dictate what I can and can’t laugh about. I like to imagine the guy who pitched Hogan’s Heroes faced some push back initially, but that seemed to work out okay.
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People's Choice
On rare occasions, I compose heartfelt messages. These thoughtful reflections are my way of letting the reader know I’m okay.
Only a psychopath would sit around paralyzed, cracking jokes and obsessing over a website nobody reads
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Featuring Barry
An affable sort, Barry made friends easily and would often strike up conversations with total strangers. Even after losing his voice to ALS, Barry would grunt and wink his way to new friendships. Bewildering? Yes. Annoying? Indeed.
Do I wish I would have reined in the insults? No… Barry and I believe it is critical to treat close friends poorly, no matter what they’re facing.
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I Have Issues
I can’t just sit around all day and make fun of everybody all the time. That would be ridiculous. Like Mark Wahlberg, I am featured prominently in my work and always make my character seem smarter, stronger and more patriotic than lesser men.
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Featuring Jack
Subel, a flamboyant Slovenian immigrant and plastics salesman, rocketed to fame by exploiting two men with ALS.
Prior to joining ALS Bros, Jack founded the “Cleveland Smooth Boys,” a semi-pro hackeysack team for men without chest hair. The Smooth Boys called it quits one game into the inaugural season.
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Chagrin Falls Jokes
An idyllic village in Northeastern Ohio, Chagrin Falls ranks #1 in the consumption of spirits per capita. The debauchery peaks during the Village’s annual Blossom Time Festival. The parade is so beloved, Chagrinites poach seats a week in advance to guarantee an up-close look at local Realtors, landscaping companies and the Mayor as they distribute free candy and beer koozies to the raucous crowd.
