Welcome...
I began this website during the Covid era as a convenient way to bully my lifelong friends remotely. I guess it's more of a diary now. Hope you'll find something to smile about 🙂
"Finally. A satirical resource for family & friends who want to be supportive - but don't necessarily want to get ALS themselves."
-Treg Charlton, Publisher
Jokebook Pieces & Parts
Due to late-onset ADHD and a lifelong inability to focus, there can be no book. However, I did manage to compile all my jokes in an orderly fashion. That has to account for something.
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ALS Jokes
The ALS genre represents less than 1% of 1% of all jokes told in the US each year. For good reason. Still, I am not going to sit here and let ALS dictate what I can and can’t laugh about. I like to imagine the guy who pitched Hogan’s Heroes faced some push back initially, but that seemed to work out okay.
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People's Choice
On rare occasions, I compose heartfelt messages. These thoughtful reflections are my way of letting the reader know I’m okay.
Only a psychopath would sit around all paralyzed, betting on horse races and cracking jokes.
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Featuring Barry
An easy-going sort, Barry made friends easily and would often strike up conversations with total strangers. Even after he could no longer speak, he would grunt and wink his way to new friendships. Bewildering? Yes. Aggravating? Certainly.
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I Have Issues
I can’t just sit around all day and make fun of everybody all the time. That would be ridiculous. Like Mark Wahlberg, I am featured prominently in my work and always make my character seem smarter, stronger and more patriotic than lesser men.
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Featuring Jack
Subel, a flamboyant Slovenian plastics salesman, rocketed to fame by exploiting two men with ALS.
Prior to joining ALS Bros, Jack founded the “Cleveland Smooth Boys,” a semi-pro hackeysack team for men without chest hair. Subel’s CSB squad folded after just 3 exhibition matches.
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Chagrin Falls Jokes
An idyllic village in Northeastern Ohio, Chagrin Falls ranks #1 in the consumption of spirits per capita. The debauchery peaks during the Village’s annual Blossom Time Festival. The parade is so beloved, Chagrinites poach seats a week in advance to guarantee an up-close look at local Realtors, landscaping companies and the Mayor as they distribute free candy and beer koozies to the raucous crowd.
