Fishy Lil Libraries Don’t Pass The Smell Test
Are titillating porno magazines from the 70’s making a comeback in Chagrin Falls? “I hope not, but I’m not naive either,” says unemployed community watchdog, Treg Charlton. “From the moment Lil Libraries started sprouting up, I was telling my wife these were probably fronts for skin-mag enthusiasts, like wayward teens in my neighborhood pioneered. Chagrin has an actual, full-sized library that is barely used, so I was immediately suspicious about what niche Lil Libraries could carve out.”
It didn’t take me long to conclude these tiny libraries were positioned to move more porno than a truck stop along I-70.”
Charlton blames hipster punks and dopey social media influencers for all the “look-at-me, I’m-so-retro” nonsense. “Honestly? It’s like watching Planet of The Apes. One moron unearths some obsolete technology and tries to convince other morons on TikTok that he’s discovered something cool. We saw the same dynamic at play with vinyl records and 8-tracks. At some point these geniuses realize 8-tracks didn’t die because they weren’t cool. They died because they were sh*t.”
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Editor’s note: Mr. Charlton’s theories are his own. ALSbros.com is not accountable for opinions expressed by individual contributors. Mr. Charlton has no proof or reason to believe Chagrin’s Lil Libraries are used to traffic pornography or narcotics.
