An idyllic village in Northeastern Ohio, Chagrin Falls ranks #1 in the consumption of spirits per capita. The debauchery peaks during the Village’s annual Blossom Time Festival. The parade is so beloved, Chagrinites poach seats a week in advance to guarantee an up-close look at local Realtors, landscaping companies and the Mayor as they distribute free candy and beer koozies to the raucous crowd.